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The Kosher Crooner

An elderly man with a YouTube channel called 'The Kosher Crooner' where he sings songs and plays his guitar. He is Jewish and delightful.
"Hey do you watch The Kosher Crooner?"
"No."
"Bog off."
by patrioticpakistani March 5, 2023
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Keep it kosher

Keep things friendly, or just not vulgar. It’s basically just saying calm tf down or just walk away.
Keep it kosher there’s kids around, just chill out brad and chad.
by DAB#2 November 29, 2019
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kosher

She consulted lawyers to make sure everything was kosher.
by Kat, that's me! December 11, 2016
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kosher

Derived from the Hebrew word "kasher," which means "proper" or "pure.".

Although it is most commonly used in describing the dietary law of the old testiment or torah, it can be used fully interchangeably with "proper" or "pure" or even "lawful".

A high volume of youth have started using it as a slang for "cool" or "chill".
This meat is kosher.

Would you believe that "in her eyes", this is perfectly kosher?
by abgo July 26, 2009
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kossher

Pooya: I always say kossher
by Smooth January 29, 2003
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Kosher Tax

A Jewish scam on the American public where large companies are forced to pay a Rabbi to certify their products "kosher" and Americans who buy the product foot the bill. Based on a study by The Jewish Newsletter in 1968, Rabbi's who certify products Kosher were bilking companies $30000+ per year for this service. That's one rabbi and one company! In the late 60's Jews were collecting $20,000,000 per year by this illegal tax. In todays dollars, that means Jews are pocketing $50,000,000+ per year! STOP THE KOSHER TAX SCAM!!
Next time you are at the store pick up a can of food and look for a "U" or "K" on the label. If it has one and you buy it, you are paying The Great Kosher Tax Scam.
by anonymouse.com June 28, 2007
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Kosher Ham

awesome website where you can buy cool jew shirts that are hilarious.

an oxymoron, but hilarious.
i went to kosher ham and bought a hilarious shirt.
by xXawesomeXx June 25, 2009
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