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Koof

Noun-
1. The male equivalent of "Cunt."
Can be used to describe either gender if one is uncomfortable with using the word "Cunt."

2. Thing.

3. Vagina

Adjective- (Koofy)
1. Slutty/Easy
Noun:
1. Man that guy is such a koof, he cheated on his girlfriend three times.

2. Hey, what was that koof you got stuck in your koof last week at the koof?

3. I've really been craving some koof lately.

Adjective:
1. Man that girl is so koofy, she let me into her koof on the first date.
by Thomas Michaels August 25, 2013
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Koofed

To be taken aback. Lost for words. Cannot respond at once. Incredulous. Surprised. Shocked. Shooked
When she told me what had happened, I was koofed.

When I seen the size of his penis, I was koofed.

When that fine boy asked me what my name was, I was koofed.
by 2GDDSS December 25, 2020
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Koof

The literal definition is to shoot/hit something living so hard and in such a way that the body above the waist is blown into bits while the waist down remains mostly intact. It can be used in slang terms to describe any kind of violent killing however and as an onomonopia in the same situations.
The shotgun I got in borderlands koofs most enemies if I aim for their torso.
by Michal Thrust November 4, 2011
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Koof

adj,noun,verb; A socially awkward person that tries to fit in, and buys in to the latest trends in a weak attempt at what they themselves perceive as cool. All the while oblivious to what is truly considered "cool" by their set social norms.
adj: koof, koofy
noun: koof
verb: koofed, koofing
That koof is really going at it.
O man, hes really koofing it.
He can be really koofy sometimes.
by El penis Grande July 14, 2015
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Koof Dog

When a person of the opposite sex becomes an arrogant jerk in order to hide their true feelings towards you once they discover you also like like them. Most likely to happen between two really good friends and is usually a guy who is koof doggin.
Girl "Hey, so I like you more than a friend."
Boy "I like you too but I'm going to bone a bunch of girls before I actually show my true feelings for you."
Girl "You're such a koof dog!"
by tickety boo canuk March 9, 2010
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koof koy

1. A term used by Edmond Honda, from the Street Fighter series of games, after he has defeated you in combat. Though it's exact meaning is unknown, it is believed to be an insult along the lines of, "kiss my grits" or "suck an egg"

2. A basic exclamation of excitement, sadness, anger, or nonchalants. The users tone of voice will determine the definition.
Sedrick: " Yo dawg, you done be filled up dat milks, didntchu?"

D. Abernathy: (disgusted head shake) "Koof koy."
by K. Tea Toad July 29, 2011
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Koof Dillinger

An extraordinary white boy hooper who only hits bottom of the net when shooting jump shots creating a ‘KOOFFF’ sound when it goes in.
Damn, he’s on fire! Pulling a Koof Dillinger!
by KoofDillinger July 25, 2021
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