Cramp a knick-knack

1) Verb: When getting down to the business with a girl, cramping a knick-knack is the sequence of removing her underwear, scratching them, sniffing them, scrunching them up and then throwing them on the floor.

2) The past tense of shtting your pants.

1) Lad 1: Did you bring that chick back last night?
Lad 2: Y'all better know dat! I did cramp a knick-knack.

2) Nicky Nicky Shinder: I just cramped my knick-knack again! Will have to buy some new Primark undies!

by NiftyCreature February 6, 2013

Paddy whack the knick knack

A slang term defining female masturbation.

Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

knick-knackery

(n) plural. we're talkin' serious knick-knacks, tchotchkes, trinkets, gewgaws, bric-a-brac, usually in wide array, impressive splendor and/or great quantity.

Dude, did you check out the plethora of ceramic clown figurines over there? Oh, the knick-knackery.

So, uh, what kind of knick-knackery are we lookin' to get Grandma for her birthday this year?

Just got a deal on three crates of top-of-the-line knick-knackery, fell off a truck on the way to the Dollarama in Orlando.

by Caity B March 14, 2010

knick knacked

Feeling tired.

"Mate im Knick knacked Gonna hit the hay"

by *CharmZ* March 23, 2009

knick knacks

A selection of snacks and finger-foods, usually ready to eat, not requiring any preparation.

You wanna eat something? I have knick knacks...

by SoulLimbo June 29, 2011

knack knack

Someone that is such a dope fiend they ask to scrape your pipe and lick you empty dope baggies they pick their face when nothing is there and leave puss juices all over your mirror.

That bitch is a knack knack .

by jeckelnpipe April 25, 2015

knick knacks

the thing you wear under your pants/skirt, not to be confused with "panties" which is a retarded american word that we have no use for. See also: underwear

Gotta get some new knick knacks, my old ones have mysteriously disappeared

by Immi_callmepnk January 2, 2009