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Anal Kung

The art of deadly flatulence. Well maybe not deadly but certainly bad enough to make the victim pray for death.
Jarrod cleared the room with his unique mix of anal kung.

Jarrod was a true master of the anal kung technique.

Benny a true anal kung warrior was able to attack his opponents across a well ventilated space with ease.

Perry tried to impress his mates with his anal kung style, but unfortunately the only impression he made was to the seat of his underpants.
by Molemagic August 17, 2009
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asian kung-fu generation

One of the best (J)Rock bands ever. Formed during their college days in 1996 by Masafumi Gotou, Kensuke Kita, and Takahiro Yamada. Ichiji Kiyoshi joined them a bit later.

They play high octane guitar rock with emo and powerpunk influences. Their strong edgy melodies, adrenaline-drenched guitar and bass, fast-paced drumming, perfectly syncronized with Gotou's amazing vocal talents had gained them numerous amounts of fans and awards(even for music videos, lol). Although it took a couple of years to achieve the popularity that they have gained, Ajikan albums are topping charts, hundreds and thousands of copies of their records have been sold and they are filling magazine racks and displays of music shops all over Japan.

Also, their singles "Rewrite" and "Haruka Kanata," used respectively as the themes to anime series Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto, have managed to snag Asian Kung-Fu Generation a much deserved international fan base.

Refered to as Ajikan by most fans. You should as well.

Stolen and edited from various forums and fansites.
Fangirl A: Dude, asian kung-fu generation is frickin awesome!

Fangirl B: Yeah man, Gotou's hair is smexy <3

Fangirl A:...Wtf?
by Narzhul September 14, 2008
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KUNG POO

Pronounced kuhng pooh
-Noun

The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.

Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.
Example:

Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"

Lee: (silence)

Rus: "Lee?"

Lee: (deathly silence)
by Quantum Reflex December 9, 2008
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Kung Fu Action Jesus

A term for Aang, a character in Avatar: The Last Airbender who is an Eastern Messiah of sorts. Being the Avatar, he is the bridge between the Spirit World and the Human World and the only hope for the salvation of humankind. He is able to manipulate all the elements using bending, which consists of magic blended with Eastern martial art styles, most notably Kung Fu.

The term was coined by GanXingba, a Youtube Artist who has created a parody series of Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: The Abridged Series.
Kung Fu Action Jesus! He's fightin' the bad guys, and makin' em pay, with magic Kung Fu he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!
by spacekc929 June 29, 2011
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The Kunga Effect

The Kunga Effect: 1) The ability to use obscure, unpublished, and cryptic evidence to completely demolish somebody's thesis, e.g. Bahrani(A.D. 4-17-2010, "The Egyptian Image in Context" ca. 12:00 post meridiem). 2) To shoot down with lasers; see for example, death ray, and Death Star 3) A mythological (or not!!!) Sumerian super-equid involved in the last stand against the invading Semites during the end of the third millennium B.C.
:"Dude, did Wengrow just suffer the bitch-slapping wrath of The Kunga Effect?"
:"Oh yes--yes, he did."
:"Once the unyielding power of the lasers is unleashed..."
:"You CAN'T BEAT the laser."
by Donkey Kunga April 22, 2010
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Klinger

The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger
Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.
by TheFrailDwayneJohnson March 3, 2019
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Krung

That T-Shirt is super Krung.
by BTILC August 6, 2019
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