Klondiked

When you funnel vanilla/chocolate ice cream into your asshole and proceed to shat it out onto someone's chest.

Mary wasn't being very nice during sex so I Klondiked her.

by Chase Rose September 21, 2018

Klondike

Someone, like the flocks of people who traveled to Alaska for the gold rush, who tries to get something for nothing.

The klondikes were out dumpster diving again last night.

by klondikes April 15, 2014

Klondike

Fat black lesbian bitch who loves to chomp box.

That klondike would do anything for some snatch.

by Somebody March 29, 2005

Klondike

a gay eskimo

by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

Klondike

A white person that wants and thinks that their black

Megan is such a Klondike

by Lilroll January 23, 2018

klondike thunder

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Klondike Feaver

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

by Moolie February 11, 2010