keelf

The opposite of fleek.

Damn, her eyebrows look like Anthony Davis. Smh, KEELF.

by FLEEKY December 4, 2014

KleenGrip

Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.

I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.

by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011

keelin

A really lovably, sweet-nature, down-to-earth girl.

They are typically small, fair skinned, dark hair and light colored eyes.
They're funny and most love anything Disney related.
You'll be lucky if you ever meet a girl named Keelin.

Guy 1: I absolutely love my girlfriend!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She's so smart and she understands me.
Guy 2: What's her name?
Guy 1: Keelin.
Guy 2: Oh I see now.

by luckyman212 October 28, 2011

Country Kleenex

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008

Keeley

A keeley is a girl that no other girl compares with, she's beautiful, amazing and just so perfect. If you ever find a keeley it will be the best thing that could ever happen to you she will make your life better and make you happy, she's really caring and funny, never let a keeley go.

Guy 1: why haven't you been out recently?
Guy 2: got myself a girlfriend
Guy 1: that's no excuse
Guy 2: she's a keeley
Guy 1: OMG you're so lucky, I understand now

by beecj015 August 31, 2013

even keel

describing someone that is in a normal emotional state; not too happy or depressed

"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."

by Bungalow Bill September 14, 2007

Keeley

An amazing girl with the most gorgeous, sexy eyes ever. She can be very quiet but once she opens up you better be ready for a crazy party animal. She's very caring and loves animals especially cats. She's also very smart and is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. She has great friends who want to her to stop being so insecure and OWN her updo! She'll never realize it but all guys secretly love her but are too scared to tell an independent woman how much they care about her.

Ben: Dude I have the biggest crush on Keeley she's so hot, but I'm worried about telling her.

Frank: Just do it man!

Ben: eh maybe next week.

by Bigbootyjudylovethewayyoushake May 16, 2013