Klavenism

When a person has an addiction for large black penis.

Ron " I think we might need to get you help"
Whitney " It's fine, i have been controlling myself lately"

Ron " You had five guys here last night, and you can't even tell me there names. You are suffering from Klavenism "

Whitney " I'm sorry, I don't even know who i am anymore"

by Grande Muchacho December 2, 2010

klavika

A sexually transmitted disease you contract after having intercourse with someone you met via Facebook.

This is a play on words combining the Klavika typeface used for the Facebook logo and the possible unfortunate consequence of hooking up with a stranger via the internets.

Guy 1 - "Damn dude, I caught something from that girl I met on Facebook"

(Loads up respective Facebook profile of girl)

Guy 2 - "Yo, you got the klavika from her??? Mildsauce."

by fbbff April 22, 2011

klave

Turd

"I had to take a klave after I ate lunch."

by Mike Sims August 30, 2003

klavx

the art of making oatmeal; having to do with oatmeal

Cx3 & E-Unit are going to klavx someone`s house !

by e-unitttt January 27, 2005

Klavs

Its really small his **** and he is latvian and amzing at being trash love his games

And family but he slips his finger in his sister whoops

Klavs is beautiful amazing lad

by Oof you gotta a meow January 22, 2019

Klāvs Brīnums

"Smallest dick" record holder

U got Klāvs Brīnums

by bossman1001 June 16, 2020

KLAVAR

Something So unique, It becomes Indescribable

Her Personality Is to Klavar For my Liking.

by Klavar Words November 22, 2020