Kinsey

She is the kind of girl who will speak her mind. She never cares what people think. If anyone gets in her way she will push trough them but she is still the sweetest person you will ever meet. You just have to know her well enough. If she is your girlfriend you wanna hold on to her because she is really nice. Just get to know her and her blue eyes will be the highlight of your days.

Person1: hey that Kinsey is so rude why you even dating her
Person2: because if you get to know her she is really nice

by Ok cooper February 26, 2019

kinsey

Kinsey is a girl with beautiful blue eyes. She is so gorgeous she should be a model. She also can’t spell to save her life. Most of the time she is a silly extrovert but she knows when to be serious. She is a friend you always want to have. She is the most loyal friend that you can always rely on. If you know a Kinsey be grateful and never let her slip away.

Wow who is the beauty?
It must be kinsey.

by yellow muffin February 21, 2019

Kinsey's sandwiches

The festering stench of out of date prawn cocktail sandwiches.

Upon opening the food recycling bin that had been left outside for two weeks in August Steve exclaimed: "Fuck my hat, it smells like Kinsey's sandwiches in there...".

by BallBag78 February 28, 2019

Alfred Kinsey

Alfred Kinsey is was a doctor who prepared the way for the sexual revolution. He was also a pedophile, as detailed in his work, "Sexual Behaviour of the Human Male", detailing sex acts with babies as young as 4 months old.

SJW: How can you hate progress?
Normal Person: If it was started by Alfred Kinsey, I don't want to tolerate anything that pedophile said.

by Canuck Crusader December 9, 2019

kinsey

a type of sexual pleasure for a whole city, state, or country.

"hey i totally did kinsey the other night!"

by us.. ;] August 18, 2006

kimsey

Usually has a great boobs and is very short. Kimsey's usually have great sense of style and weird. Has long hair and looks great blonde or brunette. Kimsey's usually hate girls with greasy hair and terrible style. Kind of emotional but falls in love easily. Loves long relationships and their boyfriend. Very beautiful and funny and you can never get enough of her. May come off mean it just means she doesn't like you. Loves ebay because too lazy to actually shop.

Kimsey should be the new goddess.

by thegreat escape May 25, 2014

kinsey

1) A kinsey is one with the boobs of a goddess.

2) Kinseys are known for their amazing abilities at allowing their female partners to achieve intense, mind-blowing, trippy orgasms to the sounds of ice tea beings stirred accompanied by Mindless Self Indulgence

3) Only kinseys can pull off having fuzzy bellies.

4) Kinseys can intake unlimited amounts of dextromethamorphan, or coricidin and are still able to have a full-functioning non-damaged stomache lining.

5) A woman who has a strange fetish for men to make romance explosions on her stomache.

Did you see them tits on that bitch? She a kinsey, fo sho!

Girl: OMG, yesterday my best friend woke me up with the most amazing feeling!
Boy: She suck ya coocha?
Girl: Duh!
Boy: Must be a kinsey.

Shit man, she had a hairy stomache. But I just couldn't stay away. That girl was a definite kinsey.

I was so fucked up yesterday, I took 32 ccs, then went and ate five double cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds. I was a total kinsey.

Girl: Babe, I want you to nut all over my belly...
Boy: What a kinsey!

by sofigoodvibes October 20, 2008