Kissies

Cute kisses, Kissies! Especially wanted when cuddling.

Aww babeee i want kissies!

by kissies4beeb June 10, 2011

Kissing the Big Lips

Slang term for cunnilingus , esp. when performed from behind with woman in doggy style position.

I got tired of making out with my boyfriend, so I told him it was time for Kissing the Big Lips!

by LipsKisser February 3, 2018

Fuck you, Kishimoto!

The normal reader response to anything that has happened as of recent in the Naruto manga.

Kushina: I was teh second Kyuubi Jinchuuriki!
Naruto: HAX!!!
First Hokage's Wife: And I was the first!
Naruto: OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Kishimoto: ROFLCOPTER!!!!
Readers: Fuck you, Kishimoto!

by BaconFerretFTW!!! December 7, 2010

kissing my sister

An expression indicating that something is unsatisfactory, though not entirely terrible.

Wil: Winning back the $50 that it cost to enter the poker tournament after playing for 12 hours is like kissing my sister!
Ty: You've kissed your sister?!?!
Wil: Don't tell anyone...

by Dan TheMan October 9, 2007

kissing abraham lincoln

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.

Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..

by totalg33k February 21, 2008

kissing face

An unattractive and cliche picture in which the lips are puckered.

Usually posted on myspace by young girls who overly shop at Hollister and take millions of pictures of themselves where only one picture out of a million looks decent.

Once posted on myspace it is usually followed by a lame caption such as "SEXY STUFF" or "You know you want some! ;)" when the girl is fat, ugly, etc.

Sally is a self conceited camera whore. I mean come on. Look at her myspace half of her pictures, she's making a kissing face.

by doubleaxel1951 July 13, 2006

Kissing asphalt

To be dead, unconcious, or in any other state which would involve your face against the ground.

#1: "That kid is such a little bitch, I should kick his ass."
#2: "Don't bother, I already sent Brad after him. He's probably kissing asphalt by now."

by Mr. Booyah July 31, 2010