Karsen

The most gorgeous girl ever.

Damn. Look at Karsen play dat trombone!

by lol. no. I hate names. November 14, 2011

Kirsten

Hard to NOT be bff's with. Kirsten is that one girl at school, that when you get 95% on a test, she will get 96%. And when you get 35% she will get 98%. She always sees the best in you and puts herself down most times. Kirsten is as weird as you are, if not weirder and you can be sure you and Kirsten will have 100000 inside jokes together. Kirsten can control her laughter in weird situations but will cackle with you about it afterwards. Kirsten is literally da bomb.com. She likes to bottle up her emotions but when she is angry, she is ANNNGRY. She will throw caps against lockers. Always be friends with a kirsten because she is the best person you will ever meet!! :D

Anyone named Meggle, Megmallow, Meags, Megzi, Megiplier and Megalicious will tend to like someone named Kirsten.

"Unit States of America" said the little girl with the blue glasses.
"Yes, well done" said Kirsten.
Later
"TROLOLOLHEHEHE THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY BAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA" said Kirsten.

by Funzegg, Meggle, Megshake. June 14, 2018

Kirsten Stewart

A girl who is famous for potraying Bella Swan in the Twilight series.

She can't act,
she never closes her mouth,
she's on pot,
she ALWAYS sctraches her head (like I said, pot),
and she doesn't ever look like Bella.

Kirsten Stewart is a very lucky person who, cannot act, yet is very famous for it.

by KirstenStewertMakesMeAngry August 5, 2009

kirsten dunst

a mediocre actress who looks like she smells of milk and is in need of a good wash

n.b. she looks particularly greasified in spidermans 1 and 2

by maculate February 6, 2005

kirsten

A cool name that most people are too stupid to say correctly, so they pronounce it "keersten". Most are extremely good looking.

Did you see keersten?
Whos keersten? I was looking at Kirsten. SHES FINE

by jessicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2008

Mia Kirshner

The hottest woman in the world. A Canadian actress known best for her role in the l word. She's got the most amazing eyes and is just so fucking hot I can't believe there isn't a definition of her up here yet. She's also got the sexiest voice you can imagine and comes across as very intelligent.

Mia Kirshner is in the words of derek zoolander "ridiculously good looking".

by Bladi October 23, 2008

kirkenspock

Aggravation derived from an internalized debate between an individual's emotions and logic; the expository condition that precedes the resolution of a personal dilemma.

Paralyzed with kirkenspock, Dennis stood there in the middle of the street until he was eventually hit and killed by a Yugo.

by monsterbrains January 19, 2004