October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day

On this day it is legal to kill Jake Ferrer.
You better run boy

October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day: Kill the boy named Jake Ferrer

by thxroro October 29, 2021

National Kill a Freshman day

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.

Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022

Kill a Furry Day

The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.

Kill a Furry Day

Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."

Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)

Person #0839: "Love you, furries."

Five minutes later...

Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.

by Barcodificationism May 31, 2025

National Kill All Rapers Day

Please, make this a thing.

Tiktok: crepebunny

"Lets celebrate National Kill All Rapers Day by getting knives and killing assaulters!"

by belladahuman May 6, 2021

kill day

Its where you take a Firearms / weapon to a school and kill kids and teachers and its on NOV 14

BRO TODAY IS KILL DAY WE CAN NOT GO TO SCHOOL!

by skeleton_NOT_corpse November 13, 2023

National kill yourself day

This day happens on June 13th

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee

by hitler13 February 13, 2024

National Kill Strategetic Day

This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG

Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.

by Azterica July 14, 2023