Kelsie

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Kelsie is the best and that most beautiful girl ever. She always there to make you laugh and she is there to make you smile she is a great listener and a greatfriend. She hard to come by and hard to know but you should try to get to know her. She could be mean but really she the smartest, funniest, and cutest person you would want in your life she a keeper she loyal, lovely, and caring I'm glad to have one in my life

by Toesuckerdaddy January 13, 2019

kensington curbstomp

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.

"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"

by klas August 30, 2006

Kensi

Kensi is a very gorgeous girl, has a wonderful personality, and everyone wants to be around her. She is very trustworthy and loyal. She is unbelievably pretty. Because she is so beautiful, many guys love her. Kensi is funny and can make anyone laugh. With her personality and body, Kensi is absolutely

perfect.

Mom: Lauren, why can't you be more like Kensi?

Jack: Kensi is so pretty!
Thomas: I know! She is perfect!

by xdr.999 April 22, 2013

Kelsie

She is an amazing friend also really beautiful and fun she can be really fun and dearing she has many friend and is really tight with them tries to separate herself between everyone then she treats everyone the same and is a great friend that everyone needs in their life
Also an amazing girlfriend xx

Person 1 : I wish I had a really close friend I could trust

Person 2 : like a Kelsie

Person 1 : yeah

by Amazing!!!!!! September 9, 2018

Kensington shrimp

cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them

Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?

Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.

by killadelphi October 20, 2008

Kegsistance

The need for assistance in finishing off a keg/kegs . Often the day after a large kegger when there is much extra beer left over to drink.

The day after the huge rager at Dakota's house, there was alot of kegsistance needed, so I simply phoned our large beer bellied friends.

by Jcooney September 8, 2009

Cluck me sideways keri

When you see some thing new or unusual.

guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''

by ngapiko January 17, 2011