Kermit

A fucking green frog who loves drugs he is known to liking weed and coke,He has a human body too if you see him you would think you're on drugs,some people call Pepe Kermit's brother

-Timmy watches muppets and sees Kermit doing drugs-Timmy:I love this fucking show

by JustAFatPerson February 7, 2020

Kermit

That is the hottest man alive

“I’m go it Kermit out now”

by Yummy Supreme July 29, 2019

Kermit

A very needy doggo that needs his food. He loves Irish Spring soap and does weird rituals while around it. He is usually found crying in a corner. His wife is Peach and his older brother is Marbles. Cermet's birthday is June 20th. He is owned by his great mother, Jenna, and his step father, Julien. He is also known as Cermet to true fans.

Random Person on the street: Is that a Kermit?
Me: Yes, please send him soap :>

by i dont use this account June 16, 2018

kermit

Slang for the herbal form of cannabis, AKA Grass. So called because it's green, and smells funky.

"I've just scored an henry of kermit"

by Shalroth May 13, 2005

Kermit

A proud Somali butt-pirate who feeds the anuses of the underprivileged children of the world.

Wow Suleymaan is a Kermit.

by rufus9996 November 27, 2021

The Kermit

the kermit is when someone is giving a guy head and starts talking to the penis with a kermit the frog voice.

girl is giving a guy head and then suddenly says to the penis "yap yap yap" in a Kermit the Frog like voice. That is the kermit.

by Kermitfrogging June 9, 2011

Kermit

Who you should join in heaven (or the burning pit where you rot I need agony for eternity. Kidding sorry if anyone was offended)
The god like badass who drinks tea and shoots his head with a dB shotgun

Hobbies:
drinking tea : going out with a BANG! (Get it?). Telling god to fuck off.Trying to shoot himself in the after life
Realising he is already dead. Telling everyone in heaven to fuck off.

F*CK YOU GOD AND F**K YOU LIFE *BANG* -KERMITS LAST WORDS

Also possibly died from brain damage (as shown in gif below )

F*** you ya Kermit,

Kermit was a god! Screw you ya damn heathen

WORSHIP KERMIT, SPREAD THE LOVE FOR KERMIT , hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit HAIL MERMIT DAMN YOU I SAID HAIL KERMIT!

by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019