Kernel Bumping

Running naked backwards through a cornfield.

How did you get that bruise on your ass?

I went Kernel Bumping last night.

by Colonel Buttock July 30, 2009

kernel cancer

The degradation of an operating system, over time. Windows systems are usually most afflicted by this (the home versions such as 95, 98, and ME more so than NT 4.0 and Win2k).

The computer had kernel cancer so bad, that the only cure was to reinstall Windows.

by Keith "Hellmark" Brown February 9, 2004

Kariel

A funny guy who likes to make people smile and laugh. A clown
Smart good friend and a good kisser

That nigga kariel Is hilarious

by Hidhmsddd June 13, 2017

kermel

The substance that collects on the ball of your mouse and mouse pad.

You should really clean the kermel off your mouse. It will work much better if you do!

by Phoebe Beaver April 15, 2005

Kyrielicious

The art, and act of being both deliciously amazing and Kyrie at the same time.

Wow! Kyrie, your so Kyrielicious

by Kaykan December 5, 2017

kerilyn

big bug 🐜 she has peaches bugs love yourself xoxo

madi: suck my toes daniela
daniela: no i only suck kerilyn’s bug toes

by madbigtoes May 6, 2020

Buttcorn Kernel

A Buttcorn Kernel is what describes that itchy feeling in your butt after you thought you had wiped properly earlier but actually did not. It feels almost like there are popcorn kernels in your sphincter; and it sure does itch.

"Damn dude...I got some serious buttcorn kernels right now."

"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."

by Turdmit The Great Destroyer February 14, 2019