In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.
The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.
The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.
I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.
by KRHimself October 18, 2004
by Trick_daddy October 30, 2007
Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, a Kentucky Fried Pipeline involves the stuffing of a condom with fried chicken. After the stuffing, freezing the condom and using it as a fried chicken dildo makes it a Kentucky Fried Pipeline.
Hey, we've got a lot of left over chicken here...let's make a Kentucky Fried Pipeline to shove up each other's asses.
by ChicknGuy8 December 23, 2009
"manning throws, what a catch! he's at the 20, the 10! out of bounds at the 3 and the rams win superbowl (number)"
mike- THIS IS SOME KFBS
rob- kfbs?
mike- KENTUCKY FRIED BULLSHIT
mike- yes and can i get a bucket of fried chicken
cashier- here you are enjoy your meal
mike- what the fuck its grilled? this is some kentucky fried BULLSHIT!
cashier- epic lulz
mike- THIS IS SOME KFBS
rob- kfbs?
mike- KENTUCKY FRIED BULLSHIT
mike- yes and can i get a bucket of fried chicken
cashier- here you are enjoy your meal
mike- what the fuck its grilled? this is some kentucky fried BULLSHIT!
cashier- epic lulz
by mr awesomes July 14, 2009
by LeprechaunDong October 03, 2017
An elegant dance move only performed by trained individuals. Specifically consisting of both hands in a triangular formation placed on the floor; while one of the legs is placed around a person or an inanimate object (eg. wall, pole, table). The overall goal is having the body shape of Kentucky, while taco is in the air, and it must be hot.
Oh girl, you was at bandito’s doing that kernel approved Kentucky Fried Taco! How are you not pregnant?
by Trina Tangle November 11, 2018
I complained to the shops manager when i discovered a piece of chicken amongst my kentucky fried rat.
by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003