The Hellen Kellar

when a girl is giving u a blowjob and u pull out right before you cum and u put your baby yogurt in each eye and ear so that she can no longer see or hear, you then reinsert you semihardon back into her mouth so she cant talk and make her rub your herpes riddled ball sac as if she is reading brail

yo i gave that bitch the hellen kellar lastnight, she was so def, dumb and blind she had no idea what was goin on

by Zachary E December 15, 2006

The Hellen Kellar

A person who is Sleep walking

My room mate was sleep walking last night so i drop kicked that Hellen Kellar looking mother fucker and he fell dome piece first to the floor and tried reading the floor with his hands like The Hellen Kellar would if she was drunk.

by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008

Keldar

A raging homosexual minotaur that wears a pink tutu, has sparkly fairy wings and a yellow star wand, and acts like a jerk.

He was being a Keldar this morning.

by does-not-exist February 18, 2008

Kelara

An ugly female who is annoying and obnoxious, one to have few accomplices; lack of knowlege

Duded look at kelara

by scarface22 August 29, 2010

Keglar

One who makes any song sound bad by singing it.

This song was good until Keglar decided to sing it.

by Jonny Roadster January 9, 2012

kegart

the result of stacking your empty beer cans.

bro 1: woah cool, nice pyramid, bro!
bro 2: thanks, bro, its some nice kegart.

by Banger777 May 14, 2020

Kellara

Kellara is a little girl that likes everyboy she sees and tryhards at tichu but she is bad. She thinks she so cool but she is really NOT.

Boy: hey Kellara how are you?
Kellara: I like you.

by Achaozz November 20, 2021