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kegel crusher

A woman with a strong pussy. Strong enough to crush objects like eggs or human dick.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that new girl Jennifer?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke Marks dick off!
by GingerDickHunter July 7, 2015
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kegel tremors

giving small distinct muscular pulses at the base of the uterus to induce male ejaculation and pleasure

only the most skilled and sensual females can accomplish this move

unnoticed by males if performed properly
Jack was taking too long to come so Jill performed a few kegel tremors and viola!
by powerfulone September 23, 2013
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Kegel Gym

NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.
*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!
by El ritardo June 1, 2019
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Kegel Drop

When the female sexual partner has strong enough kegel muscles that she can suspend her male partner by his penis so that he is hanging perpendicular between her legs. She can release her Kegel Muscle a bit then push the male upward in repetition to engage in intercourse.
Wow Anya is really strong, do you think she could Kegel Drop me?
by NJ9000 November 15, 2017
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kegel meatloaf

When a female’s kegel muscles are so strong, that anything inserted into her vagina comes out the same shape as the inside of her vagina.
After an intense masturbation session, Jayne’s favorite dildo came out looking like a kegel meatloaf.
by WoodenHeart May 22, 2023
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kegel twerk

Contracting the kegel muscles to make the cock twitch or wag without using the hands.
The porn model then gave us a show of control doing a kegel twerk, and it was impressive how uniquely it moved.
by Cyborg Johnny November 12, 2017
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Dirty Kegel

When you’re having relations with your S/O or random chick blow a handful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and tighten her vaginal muscles
Bro I gave that hoe a dirty kegel last night
by Mehwhynot January 5, 2021
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