Keeblering

The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.

Dorie decided to bake Christmas cookies for all her friends and coworkers, but didn't count on staying up all night Keeblering over the oven.

by Happy Elf December 29, 2012

Keeniest

to be sexy/cool as fuck.

Nicole is the keeniest person alive. All the girls want Andrew because he is the keeniest guy we know!

by Keeniest Man Alive October 3, 2005

keebler

A white person;

From keebler the elf.
According to the well known cereal advertisement there are no non-white keebler, hence the name;

"Shit Tyrone, damn keebler is trippin'!"

by nn nn nibler August 11, 2003

Keesie

-To lie, fib, or bend the truth.
-Can be used as ‘no keesie’ to express truth or factual statements.

“Bro, stop keesieing I know you didn’t bang that chick.”
“No bro, no keesie I did.”

by JayCums16 July 21, 2023

the keeble

Famously known from the near oscar winning movie, “Max keeble’s big move”, when a principle makes a misbehaving student buttchug rotten milk following that with a butt plug and forcing them to do 100 burpees in the middle of the gymnasium at the school pep rally.

“Zach dont masturbate here in the cafeteria, principle jessie is gonna give you the keeble.”

by ElongD69 September 7, 2019

keebled

royally messed up; irrepairable; fubar

This GL account structure is keebled up!

by poopypants May 13, 2005

keebler elf

a slang term for a homesexual who indulges in anal sex.

"That keebler elf is a fudge packer."

by moe bridge May 13, 2005