kearny high school

A school located in Kearny nj where the students are higher than their own grades. Girls fuck more than they do home work. Almost every teacher is on a drug wether it's coke,pot, and/or meth. The principle looks like a walking armadillo. And ms.sharpals is just sexy as life

You smoke the ganja at Kearny high school

The armadillo will suspend you for wearing a hoody.
Hey dude did you do flaka freka yet, of course who in the tri-state hasn't.

by Idontknowmyname101 November 21, 2013

Keanu Reeves

Truly breathtaking

Guy 1- Hey that jacket looks Keanu Reeves!
Guy 2- Mission accomplished.

by StevenHarveysMustache July 11, 2020

Bishop Kearney High School

Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (girls and boys).

Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?

Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!

Guy 3: ah hell nah

by glonked August 21, 2022

kernubbin

a small quantity of something. Usually referring to the last pieces of an item.

"The picture needs to move over just a kernubbin." or "Thanks for eating the last of it, now there is nothing left but the kernubbins."

by Freddy!!! May 22, 2005

keanu effect

you get inspired to do something wholesome or amazing by another persons decision.

''he donated to charity, i better do it to.''

''he donated to charity, i better do it to.'' - keanu effect

by klagzdins June 17, 2019

The Keanu Reeves Effect

When someone is wholesome and caring towards you, so you are the same towards others.

That guy who got a free copy of Cyber Punk 2077 turned it down, because he fell under The Keanu Reeves Effect.

by Coolant5164 June 13, 2019

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

by Gigabased September 24, 2021