Keane

Just a really odd awkward person, not many people want to be around him.

Person 1: "I heard Keane is so weird that scientists are studying him!"
Person 2: "There he is! HIDE!"
Person 1: D:

by ItReal June 13, 2018

Keane

a complete fuck up.

that guy is such a keane..

by ManliestMan August 25, 2016

Keane

A know-it-all smart aleck who likes to correct everybody

Stop being such a Keane!!

by Gaga88 June 11, 2011

kean

An abnormal bruise or mole.

The kean on my left breast has grown since the last time I saw it.

by ugliesfolife May 16, 2005

Keane

A band that have been hailed in NME (and other 'trendy' magazines) for being 'orignal'. Yup, they're original, just like EVERY other dull indie band that's emerged over the past few years that releases songs that all sound the same, so teenagers can listen to them to sound 'cool', and 'alternative'. Its bands like Keane that give indie a bad name. Gone are the days of decent indie band like The Smiths, here are the days of bands like Keane.

By the time they release their second album, all the kids will have found some other equally dull band to go 'OMFG, ORGINAL!' over. They are just a fad.

Trendy: OMG, Did yuo see Keane playing with coldplay? Those bands are SO orignal, and sound nothing like each other!

Me: I hate you with a burning passion.

by Stemes September 15, 2005

kean

A misprononciation of the word keen.
Commonly used in text messsages to friends.
Commonly used in a place called Oundle.

Im not to KEAN on doing that.

by ashsezstrewth December 31, 2007

Keane

a basic white boy who thinks he black but is also very racist . he’s very ugly and mostly fat but is all talk on social media but when in person he’s a big pussy . he likes to do dirty work for his ugly girlfriends just because he doesn’t wanna loose those slags.

“Yo that Keane is gonna get his white pale ass beaten up if he be’s racist”

by USAGANG December 2, 2019