kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012

Ikea Kaiser

Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.

Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006

Kaiser High School

High school in Fontana California. The school mascot is a cat. Not a panther, lion, tiger, but just a cat. Students at this high school are unsure as to what kind of cat their mascot is, so, as a result they are thrown into a quandry, or a disillusionment if you will. This causes the majority of the students to be unsure about themselves and to question their future. As a result, many of the students wander through life not having a real identity, and struggling with the simplest social interactions.

Kaiser High School is also famous for having several staff members who are sexual predators.

Kaiser High School teacher Eddie Kang and Coach Carpenter

by Adolf Manson January 24, 2010

kaiser chiefs

One of the greatest bands around, singers of one of the greatest songs of all time and quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of leeds since....well, the only remotely good thing to come out of leeds

Kaiser chiefs am greatest band aroond :P

by Tom (KC loyalist) July 12, 2006

Kaisermiser

To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.

I gave that dude a kaisermiser! He duffed me in the face.. But he still ate my pubes!

by Ballssssss October 21, 2012

logan kaiser

Sorry, but it was funny😇😈....... GAY BOI. ISIS BOY WHITE BOI TRANSGENDER.

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by BOBTHEBUILDER628 March 7, 2019

kaiser

Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)

The Holy Roman Emperors (962–1806) proclaimed themselves Kaiser.

by Climb Razor July 7, 2010