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Jumping jackass

This is someone who is aggressively, obnoxious and loudly idiotic.
by I, Wreckerrr April 16, 2021
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pool jumping

The act of going into other peoples yard/property to go jump into their pool without their permission or them knowing to just swim or get wet on a really hot day.
David: Hey lets go pool jumping.
Pedro: Ight I'm down, but we gotta go pick up Jose cuz he knows where all the best pools are at.
by pOOljUmpErz June 19, 2011
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Grab two beers and jump

Something to do when some douchebag pisses you off on an airplane
Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.
by nosoyloco10 November 29, 2010
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Shonen Jumper

The non-religious equivalent of a Bible Thumper. One who must consult the "all mighty" Shonen Jump before deciding on whether or not they like a series. Approach with caution, those who do not also worship the Shonen Jump will be preached to until their minds implode.

Not all narutards are Shonen Jumpers, but all Shonen Jumpers are narutards.
"I was at Borders today and a Shonen Jumper was salivating all over the 'b' manga section. Thank goodness Battle Royale is shrink-wrapped."
by Linalin January 24, 2009
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Jump Start

Verb

While engaged in coitus with a significant other

The act of applying a taser to the glutes (or any other significant muscle group) to stimulate the tightening of vaginal (or anal) muscles for the betterment of orgasm.

See also, "The Kenyan Jump Start" to be defined as:

the Jump Start, but (in the absence of a taser) the taser is replaced with a King Cobra

Or "The Cowboy/ Country Jump Start"

(A cattle prod)

Or "The Old-School Jump Start"

(A car battery)
"Last night I jump started my girl and I swear I came so hard we BOTH blacked out".

"My jackass boyfriend jump started me and now I have a mark"
by KinkySasquatch December 18, 2017
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one pump jump

A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.
Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.
by Selin, Amada and Esmer May 9, 2004
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Buttery Jumper

1) A 'buttery jumper' is slang for a homosexual male, originating in southern Birmingham - it is not in heavy mainstream use, but is rising in popularity.

2) When one simply makes a toastal mistake, rendering one's jumper slightly covered in butter or margarine.
"You see that guy, James, he has a 'buttery jumper'"
by Jim Ratcliffe November 17, 2007
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