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jumping the grenade

An action performed by the wing man, this situation arises when the said wing man takes one for the team by hitting on the fat/ugly chick in order to help his buddy/buddies score with her hot friends, and therefore, sacrifices himself by jumping onto the grenade.

The pin is said to be removed from the grenade when one man goes in alone, and the grenade prevents further interaction with the hot chick(s). Therefore, the jumping of the grenade must be performed immediately before all soldiers are blown to smithereens.
The hot chick's fat friend was successful in cock blocking me because by the time my wing man was jumping the grenade, his coverage was not sufficient enough to protect us from the explosion. Attempts in obtaining intel (phone number, email address, conversation, dancing, etc...) have been thwarted.
by Daniel Druff April 28, 2006
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Jumping in

Typically used in the Gang community. to initiate a new member they kick their ass for a pre determined amount of time.
"all little carlos has to do to be member is to survive the Jumping in"
by Caldie May 2, 2008
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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by SwankSpike April 13, 2006
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moto jument pum pum

A combination of Swahili , French , and Jamaican , that stands for hot horse(female) vagina.
Moto - hot in Swahili
Jument - female horse(chaval means male horse)

Pum Pum - what jamaicans say when referring to the vagina

Also something me and my friends say when a girl who stink walks by.
Person 1: Man you smell that.
Person 2: Yeah that girl walked by and she smelt like moto jument pum pum.
Person 1 & 2: silently giggles.
by anonymous_00099988877766655544 October 23, 2019
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Goth's Jumper

Fanny as baggy as a Goth's jumper

Also see throwing a sausage up Brigate
Her fanny was baggier than a goth's jumper
by Big Poppa Mills December 30, 2020
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Stubble Jumper

1. Someone from a prairie province or state.
2. A farmer.
3. A red neck or hick

Stubble is the end of a wheat or hay plant after it has been havested. It is usually about 6-12 inches long, sticks vertically out of the ground and is very stiff.
The Saskatchewan Ruffryders are just a bunch of stubble jumpers.
by icecoldstare July 24, 2009
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jumping the bone

I tried to hookup with Sylvia but she was at this guys place jumping the bone.
by online chatter December 21, 2008
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