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A person who tells people about things soon to be topics.
Journalist wrote about 42 people slaughtered.

Next day people read that from newspaper and discussed about how bad things are all over.
by Pandasur Real November 25, 2009
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brand journalist

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An individual who explains and promotes a company's brand through their writing. This can include a blog, book, website, press releases, or internal communication. This person will explain the culture, vision and values of a company. They don't create these things but do share them through writing.
Trader Joe's has great brand journalist who write for the Fearless Flyer
by mark guadagnoli June 14, 2014
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journalist

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a professional liar. a professional distorter. a professional hate mongerer. they craftily use newspapers and television programs to create the illusion that the entire world believes like them. in reality, they are literally just a couple psychos with a really big megaphone. Like Satan, they only have any influence in your life if you choose to let them in.
Journalist=modern day sophist. not only do they tell you things they know aren't true, they charge you for it!!!! Yeah, like I'm going to pay 50 cents and 30 minutes of my time to get lied to.
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facebook journalist

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Someone hiding behind a screen that thinks people read all the political crap they spew for eight hours a day.
I just unfriended every facebook journalist on my feed. These fuckers wouldn't have the balls to say any of this shit if there was a door someone could slam in their face. political idiot
by Dankonia February 8, 2017
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Journalistic Terrorism

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The act of a reporter writing an explosive headline as a scare tactic in order to sell more copies.
"Radiation levels in Japan up 100,000 fold." is Journalistic Terrorism.

No base unit means no real information.

"Samples of tainted water in a flooded area of the Fukushima Daiichi facility showed readings 100,000 times more radioactive than normal."

What's normal?
by DJ Tommy Sparkles April 16, 2011
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Journalist

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A person who badgers a celebrity and passes it off as credible news
1: Dude, why the hell are you a journalist? It's demeaning to celebrities. All you do is annoy them constantly with hopes of getting information out of them.

2: You must not know what a journalist is. It's what we do. Deal with it.
by pomf July 11, 2012
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A Persian Journalist is when you place the end of a hookah hose up a female's rectum. You then blow into the hookah hose. This is a Persian Journalist
Dude can I borrow a hookah hose? My girlfriend wants a Persian Journalist.
by SeanSullivan69 October 6, 2012
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