johner

Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line

Dude look at that johner, what a low life

by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017

Joubert Scale

When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.

A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.

"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."

"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."

by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

jonerous

Combining the name Jonathan with the word generous....... Because he is.....

Jonathan sure looks out for a lot of people and is very Jonerous with his resources......

by LemmeF1ndOut April 11, 2020

elton johner

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

by Gatalicious September 20, 2007

san jonero

norteno that lives in san jose

its that crazy ene gato loco holms, simon its that san jonero mas chingon, ill kill anyone who be beggin fo this bone,especially when i got my four-five chrome

by $LEEPY January 20, 2004

mother joner

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008

Joner

A Term used to describe the Boner of a Jonas Brother.

"God Joe must have been really happy at the concert. He had a huge Joner" "Well he's surrounded by tons of beautiful girls"

by Meggy1010 July 3, 2008