D Jones is a person that makes you famous and takes you places whenever you get inside of them. This can be applied to anybody by the last name of Jones whose initials begin with the letter D.
"I knew a girl named D. Her last name was Jones. Every time I get inside her; Look at me, I'm in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"
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At 5'7" 212 lbs, the halfback Maurice Jones-Drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 NFL Draft. Currently playing for the JAX Jaguars, MDJ ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind Fred Taylor. He also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving TD's. He returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.
Maurice Jones-Drew is too small to have an impact at HB in the NFL...it worked at college but- oh crap he's great i'd best shut up
by Jonny.07 January 17, 2007
Get the maurice jones-drew mug.José Digma originated from the Mexican folktale Joe Mamia where Joe Mamia was recruited for a expedition to find and kill José Digma who at the time was unleashing a deadly plague known as ligma. José Digma was located on top of mountain Hairib allsack which is where Joe Mamia was heading. Now at the mountain, to his surprise he found that José Digma had recruited the mercenary Mike Hawk to defend the mountain. He fought hard butt so did Mike Hawk witch left Joe Mamia only one way to beat him witch was with a secret technique called Hellen Keller witch he hoped to use against José Digma butt if he didn’t use it here he would die so he used it to kill Mike Hawk butt now unable to use Hellen Keller again he has to fight José Digma without his secret technique. Two of the other people on the expedition named Yuri Nator and Vi China rushed ahead to fight José Digma butt they were no match for him and were quickly killed butt before they died Joe Mamia used his UNO REVERSE CARD he had gotten from his master Chris P Bacon. To use in only the most dire situations such as this and with it he reversed the ligma being spread all over Mexico and forced it inside of José Digma. José Digma now furious that he had been infected with ligma he killed Joe Mamia. José Digma now with moments left to live do to the amount of ligma that is inside him looked over mountain Hairib allsack and saw all those who had died from the ligma he had unleashed and felt nothing but sorrow as he died of ligma.
Today the story of Joe Mamia is celebrated with the joke that is told by saying José Digma to someone and having them say what is José Digma and when they say that you say José Digma balls in your mouth. And in traditional uses of the joke after saying José Digma balls in your mouth you stab them in their eyes to honor Mike Hawk
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Rob: It is the middle of May, why?
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Meeting up, hanging out, & engaging in sexual activety with a specific individual on a regular basis.. But never claiming to be dating, or speaking about what it is that you are doing at all. (Usually begins at bars or other group social functions.)
Also known as "common law dating".
Meeting up, hanging out, & engaging in sexual activety with a specific individual on a regular basis.. But never claiming to be dating, or speaking about what it is that you are doing at all. (Usually begins at bars or other group social functions.)
Also known as "common law dating".
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