Jonathon

Similar to a melvin, but more brutal. originated in Foster City California back in 1987. Reach underneath the groin area and interlock your fingers. Then lift up and down vigorously effectively crushing genitals. The result is your buddy falling to the ground during the act of performing the "Jonathon"

See Definition of Jonathon. Belittles the melvin. One step further

by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

Jonathon

slang term for toilet. and extension of the slang term 'John'.

Had a heft curry last night, must pop off to feed jonathon

by Borne February 12, 2006

Jonathon

someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.

"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."

by xobih November 20, 2016

Jonathon

A flaming faggot, who likes to eat nasty shit...

Friend: Wow tour such a Jonathon, shithead!

by Jon1321 March 10, 2017

Jonathon

A retarded android user than runs like yogi bear. Frequently says dumb comments.

Damn that kid runs like a Jonathon.

by Jonathon Cary May 8, 2019

Jonathon Jones

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything

tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'

by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 5, 2018

Jonathon Ng

Jonathon Ng, also known as Eden, is a music artist who is best known for his amazing songs Drugs, and Crash.

Jonathons father is from China and met his Irish mother in Dublin, then they gave birth to this legend.
Previously, until 2015 he was known as The Eden Project, and currently is known as Eden.

What song is that? It’s amazing!
Oh, it’s just Eden, aka Jonathon Ng!

by TheEdenProject May 23, 2018