Going Jihard

Going so hard that you may actualy kill yourself and others around you. Synonymous with the phrase "Taking it to the Muslimit"

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Gossiper 1: "Jimmy went Jihard last night, i heard he drank so much that when he vomited, the alcohol content burnt peoples faces off"
Gossiper 2: "Thats definately taking it to the Muslimit that is"

Man: "im 100% Going Jihard on my birthday"

by scrhodingerthecat292 March 3, 2011

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Jobars

In game when you jump off the map, hiccup or have no idea what you're doing.

Person 1: Dude I pulled a Jobars.

Person 2: Thats a feels bad Mate.

by Up thinking at 3am June 22, 2018

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Jahari

Seriously one of the most amazing guys ever. He’s smart, attractive, and extremely talented. He’s very selective about his friends but if you’re apart of his circle it means he trusts and loves you and is willing to go any distance for you. He’s strong physically, mentally, and emotionally. Get you at Jahari, he’ll make a great friend, husband, and example.

I went on a date with Jahari, he’s amazing!

I need myself some Jahari

by Publicus July 31, 2018

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Johan Franzen

Franzen (fron-zen):

1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.

2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.

3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.

1) "When I grow up, I want to be just like Johan Franzen."
"No one can stop the Franzen."

2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"

3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."

by Hoodedcarrot April 30, 2008

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Johan

Johan is a very fun-loving guy who deserves the world. He is highly intelligent and can master anything he sets his mind to, he just sometimes has trouble believing in himself. Johan is meant to be an entrepreneur, or be a leader of some company. He is very creative and has strong leadership qualities. Johan is rich, filled with wealth and abundance, and will have such a great impact on this world. People usually adore Johan and tend to gravitate towards him. He has great charisma and good energy. Johan is very handsome but is not cocky about it. He can grow a nice beard... and he looks like such an alpha male. He can eat p... like no other. He is very skilled in that and anyone that dates him is very lucky. He loves nature and likes to enjoy the simple things in life especially when it's with someone he loves. He's a catch... The whole package. Johan if you see this, you are amazing... keep striving for more, as you are meant for such amazing things in this life.

Johan is so inspiring

by sugabuga December 14, 2020

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Jaharlot

Refers to fangirls (or even more pathetically) fanboys of confessed terrorist, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev (commonly referred to as "Jahar"), who, despite his confession and mountains of evidence of his guilt, believe he cannot be guilty because, of course, it was the NWO, the Jews and/or the Illuminatti who actually did the crime in the most overly-complicated conspiracy ever, ever, ever involving untold numbers of conspiracy actors and enormous sums of money.

A pack of Jaharlots plans to release balloons on April 18, 2014 to protest the NWO conpsiracy that oh-so-obviously (can't you freaking see it?), framed Jahar.

by polynonymous22 April 24, 2014

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