Maria Joao Couto

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.
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Maria Joao Couto

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.
by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
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joao martins

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock
by Le Joao February 19, 2024
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Joao Felix

Joao Felix is a Portugal soccer player. He is not only a talented soccer player but also a hot one. Everyone likes Joao he is so cool.
Omg!! Joao Felix is so cool. Joao Felix is such a cool soccer player.
by JoaoFelixLover May 11, 2023
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Joao

joao may usually have hissy fits about practically nothing, bad at managing his own health and is secretly fruity. yet he still finds a way to be a nice friend.
girl 1: why are you crying?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
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Joao

Joao is the most likely person in their family to succeed. They hate fake people and love weed. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. they flirt with everything and everyone so if a Joao flirts with you he’s probably just bored.

And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
girl 1: Omg joao is here
girl 2: OMGG he’s sooo cute
boy 1: I’d let him hit
by aserty3000 November 21, 2021
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Joao

Joao is a person with the biggest dick ever. He will make go to the moon more than one time during sex. He is open minded to every kind of kink. Usually it’s a guy into role play and fucking fruit while smoking weed.
Person: I’m looking for a Joao tonight, cause I want good sex.
Or

Person1: I like to fuck fruit
Person2: U are a Joao
by Liunure June 27, 2022
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