JJ

Unbelievably good looking, got more Banter than a Fanta and getttingnall the spasm chasms, popular

Ohh my god no way is that JJ

by Bantalope September 7, 2017

JJ

To masturbate during school and get suspended.

dang dude, how'd you get suspended?" "I was JJing!

by Hugo! December 14, 2010

JJ

skinny ass white mad lad who probably has/is currently living in your trashcan.

woah look at that dried napkin over there reminds me of jj

by NOTyassenlieutenant February 26, 2019

JJ

Junk Joke point. Basically a bad joke.

Jake: {insert 10th racist joke of the day}
Everyone: Shuttup. You get a JJ.

by whatsounddoesagryphonmake July 5, 2012

JJ

JJ is an amazing human who is cute as shit and if she keeps denying it she’s going to get slapped. Everyone loves here and she’s such an amazing friend who deserves the world. JJ will defend you with her life and is loyal as shit. JJ is a friend who you are lucky to have and should appreciate every second you have with her. I LOVE YOU CUTE DUMBASS. you’re cute btw.

Damn JJ is so cute how am I so lucky to know her?

by Shrekslayer420 August 25, 2019

JJ

Short for job justifier. One of those people who often creates drama -- and work -- to show the world they deserve their paycheck.

Bill's such a JJ. He made us polish all the chrome in the car lot because he heard there was fog this morning.

by Aaron Stowe March 6, 2009

JJ

acronym for a "joint and jerk", which means to smoke a joint and then jerk off.

Step 1: Smoke Joint
Step 2: Jerk Off

That chick blueballed me so I am going to have a JJ then fall asleep.

by Bobbbbbbbbmarley January 9, 2008