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jerusalem titties

a semi fat bitch with tits that don't come out further than her gut and thinks she's the hottest looking bitch ever. her titties are not real titties, they are two lumps created by fatness. also must have medium to darker skin, resembling that of mexicans and jerusalems.
guy 1: look at that bitches titty-do!
guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.
by logermoore February 23, 2009
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jerumpkin

The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump.
I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before my girl gave me a blumpkin.
by Antler* February 28, 2008
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Jerubificationized

To have one's grammar, punctuation, spelling, etc. corrected by Jeruba.
Neanderthal-like Jellie: "Errrr...can you tell me how fix bad writingz plz?"

Jeruba: "Certainly! Improving one's communication skills is an admirable goal."

Neanderthal-like Jellie: "Being Jerubificationized raised my IQ by at least 40 points!"
by FutureMemory July 7, 2010
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Jieun

Jieun is a very cute and beautiful girl. She is shy but when you get to know her she is actually fun to be around. Jieun's smile is so cute and her laugh will make everyone smile. She is very kind to everyone. She loves everyone and she is very caring.
-Jieun is so cute!I think I fell for her...She is so charming and I just love when she smiles.
by Cannot find nicknames November 29, 2018
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Jerusalen

Damn that girl is a jerusalen
by farina1986 August 14, 2011
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jerusha

a gorgeous female who often attracts many lovers (both single and taken) and breaks their hearts. cruel but beautiful. envied by many.
"I cant believe how much of a jerusha she is!"
"he left me for a jerusha!"
"i wish i was a jerusha"
by rawrr x3 November 12, 2008
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new jeru

home of the most african american populated communities in newark, east orange, orange, irvington,camden,jersey city, asbury park. rich with black culture
by big dic August 29, 2003
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