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new jersey dip

when u are having sex on a beach and the male pulls out of the female, dips his penis into the sand and proceeds to reinsert his penis into the female.
guy 1: How did ur midnight beach hook up do dude?
guy 2: Well i had too much to drink and tried the new jersey dip on her....
guy 1: well hopefully she wont tell her friends
by CTizzle July 28, 2008
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New Jersey Devils

the best team in the world won 3 championships since 1995 STFU to the other 2 u can kiss my balls assfucks!@
what a new jersey devils he kicks soooo much asses
by frankie BIE December 28, 2005
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jersey dancer

A jersey dancer is a person like someone on TikTok or Dubsmash and they do stuff like sexy walk and buck and so on
I’m doing pretty good not to be a Jersey dancer!
by Okur February 19, 2019
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Jersey Devil Coaster

A roller coaster in Jackson Township, New Jersey, at Six Flags Great Adventure that makes you get AIDS from it being so satanic. It's Coaster Demon's favorite roller coaster, & it gave him HIV, spreading it to everyone who comes near him.
by Mr. Roller Coasters October 8, 2021
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New Jersey Dumpster

When a homeless man or women accumulates shit in a dumpster after many years, then light it on fire and cause a mass shit-smelling aura to spread everywhere and cause everyone to vomit and die.
That one guy on the street did a New Jersey Dumpster yesterday, we had to evacuate. God damn you Jake!
by Rionox December 8, 2022
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New Jersey Devils

The most dominant team in the Eastern Conference of the NHL since 1995. They own the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. Winners of three Stanley Cups from 1995-2003. They used the neutral zone trap and the skill of their goaltender Martin Brodeur at playing the puck outside the crease to dominate their division and conference for more than a decade. Gary Bettman, a man seemingly intent on destroying hockey, invented the new "Brokeback NHL" in response to the Devils frustrating defensive system that stressed low scoring, defense and winning games and cups instead of the Mark Messier inspired "overpaid whining pussy, no-contact-or-I'll-cry, take-it-in-the-butt" style and attitude that seemed to summarize their cross-river rivals, the NY Rangers and their legion of snivelling, whining, douchebag fans. The Rangers fans are quick to point out the Devils' relative lack of fans, but as an original 6 team in North America's largest city, that just seems like more petty bullshit from a group of people who, despite the fact that they are New York and the salary cap just came into being, have enjoyed exactly 1 Stanley Cup championship since the start of World War II. 3 Cups since 1995 for a team that moved to the suburbs in 1982, or 1 since before Pearl Harbor for New York City, you do the math . . .
Who owns the New York Rangers and Philadelphia Flyers? The New Jersey Devils.

Who effectively ended the NHL career of Eric Lindros? Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils on his way to yet another Stanley Cup (fortunately the Rangers then acquired Mr. too-many-headaches Pussy).

The New Jersey Devils were unbeaten against the New York Rangers for 20 games.

Who swept the NY Rangers in the 2006 playoffs? The New Jersey Devils.

Maybe Mike Richter and Brian Leetch would like to look at the 3 Stanley Cup rings owned by Martin Brodeur and Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.

The idea of having to play the New Jersey Devils used to drive Theo Fleury to drink.
by Ken Daneyko March 9, 2007
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New Jersey Devils

The greatest hockey team that has ever existed. Nothing else needs to be said.
Yeah, that team is good, but the New Jersey Devils are way better.
by MK1996 April 3, 2013
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