Jerusalen 

The most beautiful woman in the world period...

Damn that girl is a jerusalen

Jerusalen by farina1986 August 14, 2011

jerusha 

a gorgeous female who often attracts many lovers (both single and taken) and breaks their hearts. cruel but beautiful. envied by many.

"I cant believe how much of a jerusha she is!"
"he left me for a jerusha!"
"i wish i was a jerusha"

jerusha by rawrr x3 November 12, 2008

jerkus

Same thing as jerk. The 'us' is there to make it sound cool.

Shut up jerkus.

my god, the smiles, the sneezes, the talking. we're in that place again. says:
hello are you there

my god, the smiles, the sneezes, the talking. we're in that place again. says:
jerkus

jerkus by Catas June 9, 2007

Jerusalem

To Jerusalem: commonly known as a reluctant shag, where you have taken stock of the evening, realising that nothing better is coming your way, you leave with a slightly lower than average girl. In order to perform to expectation you lie back and think of England, the best way of doing this is to sing the most patriotic of songs, Jerusalem!

Wylie: Would you?
Ed: I have to sing Jerusalem.

Jerusalem by Where's my Rolex? March 28, 2009

Spider Jerusalem 

my hero, and god, the coolest bastard on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and... he's from transmetropolitan, buy the damn comic!!!!

"dude, there's this comic called 'Transmetropolitan' no, its not an ice-cream you douche."

Spider Jerusalem by Spyder_Jerusalem June 21, 2004

jam and Jerusalem

A reference to the common perception that Women’s Institute branches are little more than excuses to share preserves recipes and sing hymns.

-Sally, would you like to join our new women association?
-Mmm... No, thanks. It's not my scene.
-Shame. Mind you, it's not all jam and Jerusalem. We also do important stuff.

jam and Jerusalem by AutumnLeaves April 27, 2007

Jerusalem Joey 

A term used to belittle jewish people, people with jew fros, or people with js in their names. Another word for idiot.

Heyyy, easy jerusalem joey

Jerusalem Joey by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011