jellyfish

A free-swimming aquatic creature. It starts life as a larva, which attatches itself to a rock or other solid substance and develops into a polyp; eventually the polyp grows into the familiar bell-shaped organism.

Most jellyfish have tentacles and a basic nervous system, though they lack more complicated organs, and they are allegedly composed of about 95% water. They usually catch their prey by brushing potential victims with their poison-spouting, long tentacles, which can be anywhere from inches to several feet long.

Pl. jellyfish

Slang: various sex acts.
Sometimes, during low tide, one sees jellyfish lining the shores.
by tomato-greens January 15, 2006
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jellyfish

An adjective used to describe anything at all. Seriously, anything. It adapts to any situation, leaving people curious as to the meaning. It is meaningless, which makes it oh so meaningful.

(It's also a gnarls barkley sea creature that stings you and whatnot)
Man, that slut is lookin totally jellyfish! Hell yeah!

I don't know, I felt like the yams were a little too jellyfish this year.
by eed258 January 9, 2009
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Jellyfish

When a person puts a hand in for a high five, but just before the kill, the giver of the high five wriggles their hand away, and annoyingly shouts "jellyfish!"
Jill went to high five Matt as congratulations, then she Jellyfished him.
by Mrs.Morphine December 22, 2008
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jellyfish

N., a statement that sounds like a compliment but, the more you think about it, the more it stings like an insult. So named because, like a jellyfish, you don't feel it at first, but the longer you leave it on, the more it stings.
Chick #1: She was like, "You actually look nice today," and I was like, "Thanks." But then I'm like, what the fuck was the purpose of "actually"? Was she saying I don't usually look nice?
Chick #2: She said a total jellyfish to you, bitch.
by nappy pappy April 27, 2008
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Jellyfish

Forget the word jealous, this is a new level of abbreviation.
"Oh my god i am so totally Jellyfish of that girls new Prada, its to die for"

"jesus mate did you see the way she was lookin' at that girl all over you, she was totally Jellyfish, respect"
by Flabtastic August 7, 2012
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jellyfish

When someone takes greens from a bowl, this is the term to describe the smoke that rises off the bowl that resembles a jellyfish
bob: yo man hit that shit hard, you got greens.
joe: nice. *takes hit*
bob: oh damn, nice jellyfish
by aceshigh1091 January 9, 2009
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Jellyfish

(n) moving your hand in a jellyfish movement on a man's package while trying to give him a handjob. something most little eighth grade girls do to their older boyfriends, for lack of knowledge how to give a real one.
"Man she jellyfished me again):"

Man 1: "Did you hear what Drew & Kelly did last night?"
Man 2: "Nahh what"
Man 1: "Kelly jellyfished him again"
Man 2: "Damn eighth graders don't know how to give a proper handjob"
by lollipopsinyourmouth March 26, 2009
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