Jebem ti mater

Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"

Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*

by ur mom lollllllllllll March 3, 2022

Jered

1) an amzing friend who will be there for you whenever you need it
2) a super cutie who doesn't know it
3) a guy who has a crush on a girl but won't tell her even though she has a crush on him too
4) an amazing person who will never be duplicated
5) the only one I will ever need
6) needs to ask this girl out already

Best Friend crying
Jered: *comes up and gives a hug* "I love you"

by ilovemyjer<3 December 1, 2011

Jebbed Bush

When your bush gets caught in your pants on the zip up.

"I was in such a rush to finish pissing that I ended up with a Jebbed Bush, and it took 10 minutes to un Jeb my Bush

by BigHero69 February 21, 2015

Oca ti jebem

Commonly used in Montenegro... Means "I fuck your father"... It's an insult like "Fuck you" or it can be used like a threat...

Pusi kurac, oca ti jebem > Suck my dick, I fuck your father (here it is used as a threat)

Oca ti jebem ludog! > I fuck your crazy father (insult)

by Jean Reatrd de Degeneric November 2, 2008

Jeed

Jade Thirlwall's nickname, commonly used by Perrie with her Geordie accent or Mixers.

Jade: Pez, can we watch Aladdin?

Perrie: Sure, Jeed.

by redjerrie February 16, 2017

Jebem ti oci krmeljive

Meaning "I fuck your dirty eyes"... Used as an insult to show someone that he is dumb and untidy... Usualy used for younger people...

Jebem ti oci krmeljive, konju jedan > I fuck your dirty eyes, you horse! Insulting a man for doing something stupid...

by Jean Retard de Degeneric October 30, 2008

Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks September 3, 2008