Jarrod

Also known as Afrothunda. His choco-latte skin and light green eyes that sparkle in the sunlight are simply irresitable. His dance moves are intriguing and no one can do the the bird- jerk like he can. It will make you wet your pants at the sight of these gracious movements. He is the king of T-Nasty 5 and gets whatever single (or taken ) ladies (or guys) he wants.
Jarrod: What's a fifteen letter phrase for having a good time
Daniel: What, tell me! I must know!!
Jarrod: She went to Jarrod!
Daniel: Dude, I want in on that!
by McLovin from T-nasty 5 November 18, 2010
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A kid with an afro, who makes his living accusing others of being gay on Xbox Live.
Man, Jarrod joined my party and started screaming "Who likes men?!" again.
by Professor Anderson January 24, 2018
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Jarrod is the biggest cunt, he plays a shitty sport and sucks a lot of pee pee.
Person 1: See Jarrod over there? He's a real faggot isn't he.
Person 2: Yeah he is, I heard he sucks a lot of pee pee.
Person 1: Yeah i heard that too.
by Jarrod's Friends November 04, 2019
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Jarrod is a kid that makes hunter want death
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Jarrod is a tall handsome man who attracts the ladies but is pretty oblivious to the attention. He tends to play sport and be great at it effortlessly, some would say if you hang out with a Jarrod he is a lucky charm.
His blue piercing eyes aren’t the only thing that will draw you into Jarrod, his six pack and sexy ass are a bonus.

Jarrod loves a beer and a burger and a laugh with his friends.

He comes across as shy at first but after a while his personality comes to light and he is the funniest person in the room
We all need a Jarrod in our lives.
Hey that Jarrod guy is smokin
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The typa guy who is hella funny W a dark sense of humour. Jarrods also have the most perfect smiles! (and a big dick)
Jarrod is kinda cool ngl
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The most sensitive man on Earth. Well, top 500 maybe. Dope.
"And if you are like bat shit freaking out about it, just come over after work and we can hang out and think about something else. Go on a walk, get dinner, etc."

"That's so Jarrod. Thanks for caring"
by danseur May 14, 2018
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