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Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter

A phrase used by Dracula from the famous Disney movie "Hotel Transylvania", which he uses when his son-in-law Jonathan is engaging in sexual intercourse with his daughter Mavis and he somehow finds it funny.
"Sorry, Drac. I was late. I was doing stuff. "
"It's okay, I am stuff"
"No, Mavis, no"

"Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter. "
by JoePesci2323 May 27, 2021
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jonathan ruggles

A boy with cheese color hair, that is very clumsy
by CDH69 January 16, 2018
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jonathan hedman

jonathan hedman is a really nice guy. He is often seen stoned or taking hits of his minifit ( vape or juul). He will laugh at all your jokes or even just to fill a silence. He is extremely funny and will leave you in a fit of laughter. He is an incredibly good kisser. When hes not playing cs, fortnite or grounded, you will see him on his scooter.
person 1: " have you seen, Jonathan Hedman lately?"
person 2:"yeah, i saw him on his scooter with his juul yesterday."
person 1:"really? im surprised he wasnt high."
person 2:"me too."
by samisawesomexd February 24, 2019
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Johnathan

Guy #1- have you seen johnathan ??
Guy# 2- YEA HE BE COOLIN ONNA LOW DONT WORRY
by BreeezySo October 7, 2020
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Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat
Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there
by straightforseth October 12, 2021
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Jonathan Doggy

the sexual position in which you have one foot on the cooker and the other on the cooker hood while the woman sits on her head and does breakdance and holds her hand on the microwave
I was fucking her so bad while we were doing the Jonathan Doggy
by StepbroStalin May 5, 2021
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Rusty Johnathan

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010
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