jailed

An Apple device running iOS that is not jailbroken and can't run 3rd part programs.

guy: I've just updated my iPhone and now I can't run my games! It's jailed again!

by Svperstar December 5, 2010

janned

To get severely owned by a jewish lady who has hit menopause and has occasional bipolar moments like Mrs. Telles.

Stephanie: "Wow I got janned today again! All because of Monissa!"

Monissa: "AHAHAHA YOU GOT JANNED MAN!"

by jannedman09 March 10, 2009

jaine bombing

Verb - To crash, bomb or uninvitedly invite oneself to a party, function, bar mitzvah, or meeting, only as the jaine's of the world can.

Laura was so bored in cairns that she just started jaine bombing in on her work experience student's high school parties.

I was jaine bombing on this mad ass high roller party and then things started getting a bit richeous and I thought, shit son if only I was jaine I would know how to handle this!

by Leebomb May 22, 2013

joined one's ancestors

"To join one's ancestors" is a euphemism for "to die." When you refer to someone who died, you may say euphemistically "he joined his ancestors." or "he passed away."

He joined his ancestors. joined one's ancestors

by Bella Min February 11, 2020

Jaindu

has an ENORMOUS cock. It's bigger than Sean's. But he wishes he could bench press 120kg like Sean. Sean's so strong and sexc. Jaindu wishes he was like Sean; except "downstairs" if ygm ;) Jaindu gets car sick but specifically cars only like not on buses or like trams or motorcycles (or vans-ish) idk why bro.

"OH SHIT, Jaindu just ran over this 10-year-old with his lawnmower."
"Jaindu. Why did u just trip that little boy holding the ice-cream in one hand and a balloon in the other? He was going to give that ice-cream to his sister cuz iss her birthday!!!"
"Jaindu. What's that bulge in pants??"

by Shaun Poo December 2, 2019

has joined the chat

Has joined the chat

Sam: Look! I got a notification! OH it says “Johnny has joined the chat“

by DonaldMc December 2, 2020

jawned up

Damaged, "messed up" or "beat up." Generally a physical description of objects or people, as opposed to situations. Can mean intoxicated, too.

Did you see his face after that fight? It was all jawned up.

My car's jawned up. Let's take yours.

Yo, Pete is all jawned up. He can barely walk.

by e-pops February 7, 2007