iWait

The act of waiting for one's iPad to be delivered on the vague Apple promise that it will be shipped some time in June.

I can't believe Jenny stayed out overnight to get her iPad. That said, she doesn't have a job and has all the time in the world. Stupidly, I decided to buy online so therefore I must iWait.

by chieftonchief June 1, 2010

Imaoist

People who overuse the slang.

normal person: i think the new vice-president gave an inspiring speech

retarded imaoist: he is gay.....Imao that guy on the bike had diarrheoa lastnite...Imao

Normal person: what!!

retarded imaoist: Obama is a moron....Imao

Imaoist

by upnext January 26, 2009

Iwali

Beautiful girl with a good heart. Kind and caring. Cool hair.

Iwali is the BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

by Randy Butternubs May 4, 2014

IWAWILI

It Was Alright When I Left It
Response used by a maintenance person when the boss or customer complains that something he worked on is no longer working properly. It's another way of saying, "I didn't guarantee the damn thing." It originated with Instrumentation & Controls Technicians in a nuclear power plant when supervisors would complain that a device which was calibrated drifted out of tolerance.

Boss: "Why is the instrument that you calibrated three months ago out of tolerance?"
Technician: "IWAWILI."

by ibedapossum January 25, 2017

iwaizubee

super short man. probably about 5’4. cute tho love it #wap🤗❤️

hey look it’s that short guy iwaizubee

by iwazoomies… May 19, 2021

iwaizumisbf

a hot, sexy, magical, beautiful, handsome, non-gagging, amazing, smart, finger in the ass, pixy male who is a fucking god and will shit on the fucking sun with his pube hairs owo

a: "do you know who iwaizumisbf is on tiktok?"
b: "oh you mean that gay mf?"
a: "yeah uwu"
b: "oh that dude! yeah, i knew him ever since i shared the same womb as him"

by vvvshits August 11, 2021