islamic re-education

When an islamic family living in a western culture sends their daughter back to the middle east (usually pakistan) because she starts to dislplay the characteristics of a typical teenager (ie. going out of the house, hanging out with boys, having her own opinion) she is then shipped away to a place where women are brutally oppressed to remind her that she has few rights under her own religion. Usually a prerequisite to honor killings since they are considered murder in most cultures.

''I had a friend from pakistan in my math class, but she disappeared one day after she told her parents she wouldnt marry her cousin. I hope she didnt get sent for islamic re-education, she was a nice girl.''

by jenna talls April 24, 2007

Slamwich

A sexual encounter that involves two guys under 150 pounds as the bread and one fat bitch over 250 pounds serving as the meat. Similar to an Eiffel Tower but more commonly found in backwoods towns and rural areas.

Dude we got so hammered we Slamwiched that waitress from Denny's last night!!

by Whettin Inn Manager August 30, 2010

Islamic Fundamentalists

Islamic Fundamentalists , as with Christian Fundamentalists, are Muslims who take the Qu'ran literally 100%.

Those who believe that secular states should be replaced with theocracys.

A conservative movement withen Islam.

Also used by conservative western journalists to describe any Muslim, as to indirectly incite hatred of peacefull Muslims in general.

'dem islamo-facists and al'kayda are tryin to turn my boy into a towel head.

Fox News: Islamic Fundamentalists will break into your house and rape your wife if you don't vote for bush. National Security!!!

by Boooody September 4, 2006

islamic fundamentalism

A non threatening ideology that will never cause a problem in Human Society.

This is a false statement: Islamic Fundamentalism is the greatest threat to Human society.

by Spencer Willemzian November 6, 2014

Islamic Massage

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.

Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.

by B-dizzle and J Bird January 21, 2010

Islamic Wedgie

When you take an atomic wedgie to the next level and pull your victim's undergarments over their head, wrapping them up into a makeshift turban (like those commonly worn in the Islamic faith). This is an artform that takes a high level of craftsmanship to achieve; therefore it is reserved to the most elite group of Wedgie-Givers. If your victim loses circulation to their head, you know you're doing it right.

Bro, your exposed undies are so tempting I may have to give you an Islamic Wedgie if you do not adjust your pantalones to an appropriate height soon.

by stexsy April 17, 2011

Islamic Jagger

A Muslem who thinks he's cool, like a rock star.

Check out that Islamic Jagger over there.

by What's Left of Dr Jazz June 30, 2008