to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.
by dim prickle October 27, 2005

v. To cut a large hole in something, possibly once intended to be an actual iPod dock, but really just a giant, poorly cut hole.
by basshunter2 April 5, 2010

This term is used for the art of letting out a fart over a extended period of time. Usually spanning from 1 hour to about 72 hours. Instead of one initial blast, the giver of the installment plan spares his bros and babes the trouble of a nostril attack.
by pschwill April 5, 2010

A very quick and easy way to get rid of your Pop!_OS installation, giving you a chance to pick a proper distro.
by CrazyDev November 14, 2021

"Yeah, I went over there to set up her printer, and I ended up having to install a chick's motherboard!!!"
by will (credit to andy) July 8, 2007

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Smooth talking shower crew 1- Would you like this one or that one ma'am?
Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.
Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.
Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.
Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.
Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.
Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.
by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021
