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artificial insemination

procreation without recreation.
betty could not be impregnated through sexual intercourse (no matter how much fun she had trying), so she was artificially inseminated in order to have a baby.
by beckym August 21, 2003
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Artificial insemination

Artificial insemination is when a three way with two guys and one girl is taking place, first one guy must give the other guy a blow job till he ejaculates in the other guys mouth, the man must not swallow nor spit out the seven, he then proceeds to eat out the woman's vagina releasing the sperm into her vagina
Hey dude remember how you said I wouldn't be all to get anyone to do that artificial insemination thing with me and my girlfriend, well I got Kody to do it with us.
by Mexi cube January 11, 2017
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Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.
That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine
by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009
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inseminar

Having a gang bang with the audience
Muffy: “I thought I was being paid for simple 3 on 1 gang bang
Derek: No, sweetheart- Sez here you agreed to do the whole audience. This is an inseminar.
by the Great Iloo August 17, 2018
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InCelinator

InCelinator is the one who makes inceldom as a mode of fashion or culture to any ages and social status.
This kid has a potential to be an InCelinator. He already wrote a book about meninism.
by Goooooogo November 10, 2020
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Butterficial insemination

(v) the act of inseminating a container of popcorn, via a straw, with multiple layers of butter. This act starts from the inner (lower) levels of the popcorn moving in a circular pattern continuing upward until the popcorn is fully saturated with butter, inside and out.
I'm going to butterficial insemination Ted Cruz if that piece of shit wins.
by butterficial November 6, 2018
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voter insemination

When someone plants the idea that candidates that have no chance of winning, who are not very popular except as potential cult figures are the only legitimate choice to vote for. They really don't take into account the fact that these candidates are often narcissistic and only put in enough effort to spoil and election. The voter inseminaters often play to one's guilt and plant the idea that a person will be going against their better angels if they don't vote for these no chance of winning candidates.

Sadly the most popular presidential candidates have actually won the popular vote but lost the general election and were later considered to be losers because they did not win the electoral college. The cult candidate only getting enough votes to through the election is often considered a villain.

Sadly inseminated voters often slowly watch much of what they took for granted dismantled and things get worse - wars, broken economy, their jobs, environmental deterioration, human rights violations, justice system failure, pandemics, racism, homophobia.
In many cases very derisive candidates employ the practice of voter insemination to siphon a popular candidates votes off. Many times the voter inseminaters are able redirect the most extreme activist to volunteer tirelessly for some fringe extreme cult figure who they feel better represents their concept of utopia.

In extremely rare cases voter insemination has a positive benefit if people are inspired to actually vote in an election that they may not have otherwise bothered to do. While their vote of the non-viable candidate may be clearly wasted they may vote in other elections on the ballot for candidates that would not have occurred otherwise and so make a big difference in close elections that have candidates that are more closely aligned with their values.

In some cases voter insemination fails completely and the voter instead becomes overly apathetic and refuses to vote for any candidate because they don't want to participate in a corrupt system. This can have a really negative effect on all levels of government especially when good people don't participate.
by mlhiss March 29, 2020
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