two in the blood one in the mud

Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"

Ya, Debbie was on the rag so I gave her two in the blood one in the mud.

by KP$ September 29, 2006

stick-in-the-mud

A person who is dull and unadventurous and who resists change.

Conservative.

Her fun-loving boyfriend had become her stick-in-the-mud husband.

by bonmot58 December 8, 2012

playing in the mud

"Playing in the mud" means anal sex.

Playing in the mud is usually applied to homosexuals, but can also be used in reference to heterosexual situations involving anal sex.

see also: fudge packing, buttsechs, bum sex, sodomy, anal sex, shit stabbing.

Ben: "Where is Austen?"
Ian: "Probably playing in the mud with Lance."

"Go play in the mud fag."

by Benjamin Roelke & Ian Kerlin July 16, 2008

Pig in the Mud

When a cop is hiding in order to catch someone breaking a law.

Be careful at that highway off ramp. I saw a pig in the mud off to the side.

by HD9900 April 11, 2014

bubblegum in the mud

Black woman's vagina.

Her pussy was straight up bubblegum in the mud.

by Abcsef1276 January 24, 2015

playing in the mud

"Playing in the mud" means a white dude fucking black chicks.

Brenden: hey dan seeing a new chicks lately?

Dan: hell yea, im been fucking this black chick so much better then white chicks.

Brenden: you "playing in the mud" now. Nice I would so fuck a black chick right now. Being on this military base is making me go crazy.

by digitalsyndrome August 12, 2014

stick in the mud

a stuffy, old fashioned person

Your uncle is such a stick in the mud.

by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2011