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Ghost in the attic

When your man cums so hard his load blows into your sinuses
Last night my boyfriend came so hard , I have a ghost in the attic.

cat in the attic 

when placing a dip of copenhagen or other forms of chew in your upper lip instead of lower.
My lower gums are sore so i put a cat in the attic

raccoons in the attic 

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

Toys in the attic 

From The Trial, Pink Floyd: "Pink Crazy…toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."
Toys in the attic by Luigi 15esimo February 7, 2019

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk
Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

Down Stairs in the attic 

Somebody strange or odd.

Or somebody who's a funny type of weird
wow isn't Jamie a down stairs in the attic?!

sometimes you can be such a down stairs in the attic ! LMAO