oral shalibang in the morning

Having many penises forced into your mouth in the morning while being ridden round a room.

Do you like oral shalibang in the morning because I will give it to you.

by welshcaravan May 16, 2014

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

DJ John in the Morning

A Seattle-based, NYC aspiring DJ for the radio station 90.3 KEXP. He hosts the stations morning show from 6 AM to 10AM on weekdays and is the stations shining star. He has been, as often reported by the independent newspaper The Stranger, attempting to use KEXP as a way to move to New York City for personal reasons and establish himself as a star DJ there instead of lowly Seattle. He has often been criticized for being greedy, passive aggressive and hypocritical in his music choices and need for total control. It has also been asserted that the regular pledge drives done by KEXP to "Support local music" are merely a way for John to get to move to New York City for personal reasons.

DJ John in the Morning never fails to back down from a fight with the writers at The Stranger, hahaha.

by Ford Leiden January 31, 2010

elliot in the morning

D.J. that broadcasts for the D.C. and Richmond area. He is rumored to have a huge penis.

"That Elliot from Elliot in the morning could satisfy a moose!"

by Craig "big meat" Henderson July 20, 2007

3:00 in the morning

This is the time that some people may wake up by accident, often when they are in the middle of a dream. They may take just a moment to check the time, then fall asleep again.

I remember waking up at 3:00 in the morning, but just went back to bed.

by Set Blue 23 October 10, 2017

Rumble in the Morning

A hilarious morning radio show hosted by Rick Rumble. The show airs Monday-Friday from 5:30-10:00am on 99 WNOR in Norfolk, VA. Cast includes Rod Fitzwell (sports), Shelley (News), Stephen Hill (traffic), and Eric.

Hey man, did you hear Rumble this morning? Ohh, it was hilarious...

Rumble in the Morning. Weekdays from 5:30-10:00 am on 99.

by the757 November 23, 2010

Noon In The Morning

The time between 11:30 in the morning and 12:00 noon.

I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.

by Mick the Dick November 13, 2011