impulse buyer

someone who cannot resist the temptation of buying things when seen, things like coffee mugs telescopes grenade launchers jewelery porn and other adult toys

look at all this shit(a talking to b after a(s) mothers death while cleaning out her house)fuck.. she must have been one of those impulse buyers

by vaginal treasures January 5, 2009

Implisextion

The use of suggested or implied sexual content via text messages.

Your last text had some serious implisextions.

by Stuicus May 14, 2014

Impulse Odyssey

Adventure travel

Let's go on an Impulse Odyssey

by The Bulkin Balkan February 19, 2018

Stupidity Impulse

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens

Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017

impulse fucking

n. a spur of the moment mutual decision to engage in sexual relations between people who just met

I walked into the bar. I saw her. She saw me. We ran outside and grabbed a cab. Classic impulse fucking.

by Iscariot October 26, 2004

isuzu impulse

A rare small car from Japan, the RS came with a turbo. It will become a collectors' item.

see that car run through the mud and kick ass on the track

Yea its an Isuzu Impulse

by Justin E January 7, 2009

dick implosion

When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.

"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."

by H.R. Blunderbuss March 21, 2013