Immaculate High School

A preppy high school a Danbury CT. The population is probably about 97% white. Theres a lot of rich kids in the school and some normal kids. Immaculate kids tend to have a rivalry with bethel, and an imaginary one with Notre dame of Fairfield. The Boys football team sucks, probably one of the worst in all of fairfield county, there basketball team is pretty good though. Girls soccer is nasty they've gone states like 8 years in a row.

Bethel Kid # 1- Hey those Immaculate High School kids are fags
Bethel Kid # 2- yeah, wanna go curbstomp them

Bethel Kid # 1- Nahh we all now we're too pussy to anyways

Bethel Kid # 2- Wanna snort some lysol and pass out instead?
Bethel Kid # 1- Thats sounds like a great idea.

by Ihsallthewayct January 4, 2011

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Immaculate Snow

When it snows, but there are no visible clouds above you!

I stood outside and feathery snowflakes fell, yet there was blue sky above me. I was told it is called "immaculate snow". Immaculate snow and rain are signs of Spring in the high-desert.

(See also "Immaculate Rain")

Scientific info available at NASA website, astrobiology.

Nobody in the grocery store parking lot seemed to care that the snow was falling from what appeared to be blue sky; likely because "Immaculate Snow" is is a usual sign of Spring in the high-desert.

by sugarrmag March 30, 2011

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Immaculate Stool

A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.

So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!

by Brett 327 April 26, 2011

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