im gay

Okay cool goof 4 u want a cookie? Im not homophobic just don’t take my spotlight man.

u cus ur fruity: Im gay
Ur mom: ok here 🍪

by recurringdreams October 14, 2021

guys.... im gay..

Something you tell people when you are gay and have nothing else to say

"guys.... im gay.." "i really dont give a shit shawn"

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

Im not gay

Something someone who is internally homophobic but quite gay

Mickey: Im not gay but Ian Gallagher is really hot
Mandy: mick that's gay asf
Mickey: stfu

by yoururbansdicktionary March 2, 2025

Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations

Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic

by Dont read this motherfu September 9, 2022

im not gay!! it just funny.

Perfect excuse for any act of homosexuality while being a male human.

guy1: did you just kissed me
guy2: im not gay!! it just funny.
guy1: yeah, sooo funny

by dan250islame March 14, 2024

im not gay

This is a sentence is used by people who are trying to tell other people that they are not gay, but they are gay. So if you say this people automatically going to assume that you like the same gender as you are.

Guys, guys, im not gay trust me. (He is gay)

by pseudonymanman December 19, 2023