im not gay!! it just funny.

Perfect excuse for any act of homosexuality while being a male human.

guy1: did you just kissed me
guy2: im not gay!! it just funny.
guy1: yeah, sooo funny

by dan250islame March 14, 2024

Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations

Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic

by Dont read this motherfu September 9, 2022

im gay

Okay cool goof 4 u want a cookie? Im not homophobic just don’t take my spotlight man.

u cus ur fruity: Im gay
Ur mom: ok here 🍪

by recurringdreams October 14, 2021

guys.... im gay..

Something you tell people when you are gay and have nothing else to say

"guys.... im gay.." "i really dont give a shit shawn"

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

Im not gay

Something someone who is internally homophobic but quite gay

Mickey: Im not gay but Ian Gallagher is really hot
Mandy: mick that's gay asf
Mickey: stfu

by yoururbansdicktionary March 2, 2025

im not gay but $20 is $20

is what you say when you are gay, but for a price

Alan: "Im not gay but $20 is $20"

will: "so you are gay"

by coolwill December 18, 2024