ihavebigschlonglol

A person with a MASSIVE schlong who never seems to miss. Alternatively used as a term to describe those who are insanely tall, overwhelmingly attractive, and lack father figures.

“Why is Ihavebigschlonglol so hot??? And why is there always a massive bulge in his pants???”

by eren yeagaaaaaaaa May 3, 2021

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ihaveyourkidsinmybasment

He’s honestly the best person you could ever meet. Spend every minute with him while you can please. He’s special and limited edition so treat him well. I honestly feel bad bad for you if you aren’t close friends with him

Also hurt him,and I’ll run you over.
Love him or you’re homophobic

“ihaveyourkidsinmybasment Is my favorite person”

“Same!”

by Mewkla June 23, 2021

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ibhav • ibha • ihaveabigdick • ihavemanysoul • ihavenoidea472 • ishav • @ihaveasimpsons.addiction • _ihavekidsinmybasement • ibhais • ibhanan

ihavetoomanywives

my favourite non binary lesbian to ever walk the planet. As you can tell xe has... a lot of wives 😀 and is obsessed with Anya Taylor Joy (as they should tbh)

great personality and their humour is 10/10

"ihavetoomanywives is so hot i think i might just pass away"
"did you see ihavetoomanywives new video?"

by Alariaastero October 5, 2021

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ibhanan

Ibhanan, what does this mean?

The brother of a person who will be the most successful and the richest.

Has an amazing education and is brilliant, not as brilliant as his sibling

Is amazingly talented, and shares talents with his brother.

Stephen Curry's brother would say he is a true Ibhanan.

by AllWiseKnowledgeSpreader October 13, 2020

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